Painting “the Rock” in Ringwood, NJ is a time-honored tradition. I managed to talk a bunch of my biped friends into helping me paint my fearsome face up on the rock! Reel in terror, Ringwood! Murray is here!

Hello once again, my adoring fans! I’m here to tell you all about my exciting adventure to the nation’s capitol! Having a real live dinosaur in town scared the pants right off the legislators… at least, I assume that’s why their pants were off. After that, I roamed the nearby landmarks and enjoyed the sights and sounds of my youth in the Natural History museum.

No doubt, my escapades have landed me right on homeland security’s no-fly list. Fortunately, I’m pocket-portable! In your face, security!

… to help spread the word! What do I mean? Why, it’s easy! I’ve asked my caveman friend to stand below each and every post on my blog, and if you click him, he’ll help you increase my exposure with sites like Digg, Twitter, or Facebook! Give it a try – I promise he won’t bite, though I make no guarantees on my own behalf.

Also, now you can subscribe to murraythedino.com either by RSS or by e-mail! You can find both options at the top of the bar to the right, so you never find yourself missing out on my latest adventures!

Hello. It is me, Fred, the Average Human (who is certainly not a dinosaur).

How have I been? Oh, you know. Average.

You sure wouldn’t believe the day I had at the office! Ha ha. Office. Where I do man-thing things for paper currency, which I spend on trivialities such as shoes and haircuts.

I consumed a healthy salad for lunch with other delicious bipeds my coworkers, because I am watching my diet! Too much red meat can be really bad for you, don’t you know.

Oh, and… APRIL FOOLS! I bet I totally had you all going with my cunning disguise, huh? You should have seen the look on your faces.

I’ve been around for millions of years, so you better believe that I’ve developed a fine appreciation for music. When you get right down to it, though, nothing’s better than some good rock and roll – and the headbang is my forte! This weekend, I got to see the band Bachelor Party as they blew the lid off Hansil’s in Oakland, NJ… and I even got to be in the limelight, myself!

Hopefully I’ll get to see them again soon! In the mean time, I took some fun pictures of my night on the town.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all my loyal fans! Enjoy the new holiday theme while it lasts – and look for new ones on future holidays!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I believe there’s some corned beef with my name on it…

Hello, my many fans!

I’ve just recently been introduced to a neat social networking tool called Formspring, where people can ask questions anonymously and receive answers! Since I am many millions of years old, and have a lot of experience, I figured it’d only be fitting if I signed up! You can ask me whatever questions you want, and I will endeavor to give you a speedy and insightful reply!

Click here to go to Murray’s Formspring page!

If this catches on enough that people use it regularly, I might look into integrating it into the web site in the same way that Twitter is currently.

Happy hunting!

It wasn’t long after I posted pictures of my family reunion that my good friend Edward Tester offered to share his home with a member of my extensive family. I asked for any volunteers, and my cousin Murphy stepped forward and offered to take the plunge into the United States Postal Service, all the way to the arid badlands you meatlings call Nevada.

And Murphy’s triumphant arrival! You can see all of the pictures of his hazardous adventure in our new album, Cheap Travel is Hard to Find. Let’s hope Murphy has some great adventures with Ed!

I certainly can’t imagine how this got here!

I’m sure the fine folks at Pier 1 appreciate it, though.

A knock at the door, and who could it be? Who else, but 13 of my closest cousins, come to visit me!

What do you mean, we all look the same? That’s species-ist, you jerk!

As you can see, they’re all very tired from their long trip through the postal service. Maybe later on, we’ll all go out and celebrate! My toothiest thanks go to Deni, the wonderfully accommodating eBay seller who put me in contact with these long-lost relatives.