Hello. It is me, Fred, the Average Human (who is certainly not a dinosaur).

How have I been? Oh, you know. Average.

You sure wouldn’t believe the day I had at the office! Ha ha. Office. Where I do man-thing things for paper currency, which I spend on trivialities such as shoes and haircuts.

I consumed a healthy salad for lunch with other delicious bipeds my coworkers, because I am watching my diet! Too much red meat can be really bad for you, don’t you know.

Oh, and… APRIL FOOLS! I bet I totally had you all going with my cunning disguise, huh? You should have seen the look on your faces.