Hello once again, my adoring fans! I’m here to tell you all about my exciting adventure to the nation’s capitol! Having a real live dinosaur in town scared the pants right off the legislators… at least, I assume that’s why their pants were off. After that, I roamed the nearby landmarks and enjoyed the sights and sounds of my youth in the Natural History museum.

No doubt, my escapades have landed me right on homeland security’s no-fly list. Fortunately, I’m pocket-portable! In your face, security!