I certainly can’t imagine how this got here!

I’m sure the fine folks at Pier 1 appreciate it, though.

A knock at the door, and who could it be? Who else, but 13 of my closest cousins, come to visit me!

What do you mean, we all look the same? That’s species-ist, you jerk!

As you can see, they’re all very tired from their long trip through the postal service. Maybe later on, we’ll all go out and celebrate! My toothiest thanks go to Deni, the wonderfully accommodating eBay seller who put me in contact with these long-lost relatives.

Good news, everyone! I appear to have survived the Snowmageddon! Finally, it stopped dumping snow me. Maybe, just maybe, I might venture back outside into the cold frozen wastes of New Jersey.

Even better news, though, is that we’ve started adding videos to the site, which you can see over in the… well, Videos section. Who would have guessed! Here’s one of my favorites:

Try not to be too terrified of my fearsome features in motion – I know I’m an awesome specimen of dinosaur, but I promise I won’t jump out of your screen and eat you. Much.

Hello again to my many fans! I hope you’ve been rolling around in that delicious seasoning like we discussed. It has all sorts of… health… benefits.

I (well, my person-friend Kimmy and I) put up some new pictures tonight!

First, you’ll find a whole bunch of new photos of my trip this Saturday to the Discovery Times Square Exposition featuring the RMS Titanic.

I just want you all to know, I’m not proud of what I did… popular legend seems to be that the ship hit an iceberg, but I was going through a ‘Godzilla’ phase at the time and got a little carried away. My bad! Also, you’re welcome, James Cameron!

Second, we’ve also added pictures to my “On the Road Again” album, which is where I keep all of the pictures of the travels behind my travels. Now you can see lots of pictures of the friends I make while traveling the highways! Enjoy… and leave me comments, meatlings!

Hey there all my delicious biped friends! I know it’s been forever since you have seen me, thanks to those jerks over at Facebook. Anyway, so this is my new web page. Pretty sweet huh! You can use it just like you did with my Facebook account. All of my pictures are back, with some new ones added in. I even have my map of all the neat places I have been! Please feel free to leave me comments… and don’t forget to tell everyone you know to visit my new site!